The Receptionist Salespeople Can't Get Past

Half. The page is meant to make you laugh. The product is real: it runs on our own phone line today, it's in our contract (Exhibit C, Section C9A), and you can call it right now at (727) 308-5090.

We built it not to be. It listens to the whole pitch, never pretends to be interested, never strings anyone along with a fake meeting, and tells them the truth once, warmly, without gloating. Someone working a call list is better off with a fast, honest no than a maybe that wastes their week.

It's built not to. Callers your records list as customers are left out. Anyone who says they aren't selling gets normal help, right away, like any other caller. And when it isn't sure whether a caller is selling, it treats them as a customer.

That's the idea: a rep who gets a polite, final no and a request to drop your number has nothing to come back for, and a company that calls again gets the answer immediately. We can't control every call list, so we don't guarantee the calls will stop.

Yes. The National Do Not Call Registry has never covered political calls, so campaigns, candidates, parties, PACs and political pollsters can keep calling. The Suppressor doesn't hear the pitch or answer the survey: it tells them, once and politely, that you don't take political calls on that line and asks them to take your number off their list. It uses the same words for every candidate, party and cause, never asks anyone's views or talks politics, and notes only the name of the organization that called. A government office on official business gets normal help. It's on with the Suppressor, and we'll switch it off for your line if you'd rather take those calls. Political callers don't have to honor the request, so we can't promise they'll stop.

Flag it. From your dashboard, or by asking us, you can flag any number, and from then on the assistant answers it at ring zero, before anyone on your team can pick up, and a flagged caller can never be transferred to a person. They can still leave a message, so a customer flagged by mistake isn't lost. One catch: if your phone rings first and only forwards the calls you miss, it still rings first, so forward every call to the assistant if you never want a flagged number to reach you.

Voice & Text with the Suppressor is $1,500 setup and $150 a month for the first 3 months, then $249 a month for both, on one bill. Add the Sales Intel Engine too and it's $150 a month for 3 months, then $448. Already on Voice & Text? The Suppressor alone is free for 3 months, then $99 a month. Either way, there's no setup fee for the add-ons, we email you a reminder at least 7 days before the first full charge, and you can cancel any time. Voice & Text includes our AI chat assistant for your website.

No audio is kept. Calls are transcribed, the assistant says so when it answers, and the transcripts belong to you.

An extra for Suppressor clients: free for the first 3 months, then $199 a month. Each week you get a report of who called, what they were selling and how they priced it, with our analysis of the competitors behind them. That analysis loops back into the Suppressor, so its questions, strategy and tactics keep improving.